Dystopian Future World – Chungking Mansions, Hong Kong

After my little jaunt to Taiwan, I made it a point to stop in Hong Kong for night because a) I’d always wanted to see the place and b) I have some friends there. The night before I left Taiwan, I was seized by a fit of planning, and decided to go online and book a hotel (yes… every once in a while I will do such a thing). The first thing I notice is that hotels in Hong Kong proper are ridiculously expensive… $200 USD a night and up… not in my budget (Hong Kong itself is just an expensive place in and of itself). However, in perusing the map of potential hotels, I notice that there’s a bunch of cheap places to stay (circa $20 USD a night) just across the harbor on what’s known as the Kowloon side. Now, Kowloon is just a short train or ferry ride from central Hong Kong, so I figure, for the price, I’m staying over there (Kowloon is across the water from Hong Kong Island, but it’s still part of the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region and not part of mainland China). I click, I book… done and done.

The next morning I land in Hong Kong and find my way to the metro stop nearest to the hotel. I know the address, and have an idea of where it is based on google maps, but I can’t seem to find it. I do what I do when I’m a bit lost… I ask for directions. I notice an Indian man at a small shop and ask him (figuring that there’s a decent chance this guy would speak English). He looks at my address, wobbles his head and points at this:

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The sign up above says Chungking Mansions, as does my address, so I head in wondering what I’m in for. I cross the threshold and realize that I’ve entered another world entirely. Behind me is Hong Kong… it’s clean, bright, shiny, orderly and new… everyone is dressed sharply in business suits and most people look Chinese. Inside is… well… inside is different. First off, I can see straight ahead for what seems to be a couple hundred yards. It’s an indoor street about 10 feet wide. Both sides are lined with shops… currency exchanges, jewelry, electronics, restaurants ad infinum… a different one seemingly every 5 feet. The entire street is lit by the dull greenish glow of insufficient fluorescent lighting, and although not dark, it’s definitely gloomy. Looking up, one can see all sorts of pipes, ducts and conduits hovering just below the steel girders supporting the floor above, which adds a subterranean feel to the place. The hallway itself is packed with people, but in contrast to Hong Kong outside, everyone here is either Indian or African. People are moving quickly… you can sense that business is getting done, and there’s the feel of hustling in the air. Everyone is seemingly talking on two mobile phones at once. My heart rate picks up a bit just from catching of whiff of the energy here, and scenes from Blade Runner start popping into my head.

I head further in. I notice passageways branch off perpendicular to the one I’m on. Some are similar to the one I’m on (i.e. lined with shops. Some are much narrower and look more like maintenance access. The air in the place has a certain mustiness to it… a combination of sweat, mold, air conditioning and deferred maintenance, with just a hint of curry. I see an elevator bank off to my left that says Block A. I notice my address says Block D, so I ask the guard for Block D and he points me in the right direction. I find Block D. Two elevators, the one on the left goes to the even floors, up to 16. The one on the right goes to the odd floors. It’s only then do I realize how massive this place actually is… there’s at least five blocks (I saw the sign for Block E on the way to D), one of which contains a 16-story building, all connected on the ground floor into one giant, city block-sized superstructure. I shake my head in amazement.

Heading in...

Heading in…

Looking back toward the entrance...

Looking back toward the entrance…

Small passageway...

Small passageway…

One of the elevator banks...

One of the elevator banks…

I take the elevator up to the reception area (on the 16th floor). I notice that several of the floors contain hotels (each with a different name of course, some of which I remember from my internet search the night before), but everyone is directed to go to the same reception area. I arrive and check-in. There are several white backpackery-looking folks milling about. Everyone working at the hotel appears Indian (or South Asian or some sort). I am led down to my room on the 8th floor. On the way down I get to witness a baggage transfer which consisted of one guy putting every bag possible into the elevator, and then climbing (literally) in on top of them (myself and the guy leading me downstairs are crammed in the corner of the elevator and surrounded by stacked luggage). When the elevator stopped at the correct floor for the bags, the guy on top of them climbed down and, with the help of another guy on that floor, unloaded everything. Upon reaching the 8th floor, I was led out of the elevator and into a hallway. We knocked on one of the doors (no sign) and were greeted by another Indian man. He showed me through the door, which led to another hallway, which had about 8 doors off of it (yes, a door off the main hallway that led to another hallway with the hotel rooms… like a hotel within one apartment on a floor or 8 apartments). One of those doors was my room, which, although small, was actually quite nice (single room, en suite bathroom, with a/c). I cleaned up a bit and headed back out to explore this place… too excited and curios to sit down.

I wandered around my floor, up and down the stairwells, explored another tower block and the ground floors. As suspected, the place was massive. 5 tower blocks with approximately 20-story buildings each, and the first three floors were all connected with each other (all of which contained shops). The upper floors contained a massive number of cheap guesthouses and private apartments, all sprinkled in with what I’m assuming to be illicit businesses as well. The first three floors had all the chaos of a developing world bazaar… hawkers shouting, knock-off goods everywhere, tense negotiations, etc. while the common areas of the upper floors look like what one would imagine the hallways in Cabrini Green appeared. Strangely enough, given how either Indian or African the whole commercial part of the building was, I felt a strange sense of familiarity. I sat down for some Indian food (a welcome treat after all the Chinese food I’d been eating) and just had some fun contemplating how a place like this came into existence.

My go to Indian place...

My go to Indian place…

8th Floor elevator bank...

8th Floor elevator bank…

Interior air shaft looking up...

Interior air shaft looking up…

and looking down...

and looking down…

3rd floor hallway...

3rd floor hallway…

Another street entrance that I found later on...

Another street entrance that I found later on…

In a fun note… while Chungking Mansions is a whole world unto itself, apparently another world within a world type of place known as Kowloon Walled City used to exist a bit further away. Kowloon Walled City was a bit more eccentric due to a historical quirk that no administrative agency had any authority over it… so you can imagine what kinds of things went on there. You can read more about it here. It was demolished in 1994.

Things to Do in Taipei, or Stopping to Smell the Shrimp…

What happens when you take a love of fishing and combine it with a potential shot to beat the system? Well… if you’re in Taipei you get this:

No, not just another nondescript industrial building... check the sign for clues (and yes, I know you can't read Chinese)...

No, not just another nondescript industrial building… check the sign for clues (and yes, I know you can’t read Chinese)…

Here's what it looks like on the inside...

Here’s what it looks like on the inside…

What on earth am I talking about? Generally a very good question as I often wonder that very thing sometimes, but in this case I’m talking about a very popular recreational activity here in Taipei…shrimp fishing. Yes, shrimp fishing… indoor shrimp fishing. So you see that pool in the photo above? Well, that sucker is filled with shrimp. You pay the family running the place 500 Taiwanese dollars (about $16.50) and they give you a fishing pole, bait and a net, and you have two hours to pull as many shrimp out of the pool as you possibly can.

Generally, the bait used is raw chicken bits, but since everyone was worried about the new strain of bird flu, we got little shrimps instead (apparently shrimp are carnivorous.. who knew?).

Generally, the bait used is raw chicken bits, but since everyone was worried about the new strain of bird flu, we got little shrimps instead (apparently shrimp are carnivorous.. who knew?).

Fishing away. A good excuse to have a cold drink... green tea in this case (when in Taiwan)...

Fishing away. A good excuse to have a cold drink… green tea in this case (when in Taiwan)…

First catch of the day...

First catch of the day…

Now, apparently I’m not a very good shrimp fisherman as I made it almost the whole two hours without catching a thing (and believe me, folks were pulling out shrimp left and right all around me). However, with about fifteen minutes to go I caught this guy:

The sweet fishy smell of success...

The sweet fishy smell of success…

Now, this being Taiwan, which is one of the more convenient places on earth (literally, it’s so easy to anything and everything here), there’s a grill right in the back so can cook up what you’ve caught and eat it on the spot.

Cleaning, prepping and skewering...

Cleaning, prepping and skewering…

Cooking 'em up...

Cooking ’em up…

So, so good...

So, so good… it better be as that one shrimp cost me about $20.

 

Now, I clearly did not beat the system, but there didn’t seem to be a shortage of people willing to try, and I think if you had a little bit of luck you’d be able to pull in more shrimp than you could buy at the market for an equivalent amount. Clearly, I’ll be at the market.

My First Foot Massage

I’m not really a big massage person… I mean, I enjoy them as much as the next guy, but I’m not going to go out of my way to get one. I even skipped out on them in Thailand and India despite seeing massage places everywhere (both places have a reputation for having good cheap massages… especially Thailand). However, my friend convinced me that I should submit and get myself one of the foot massages that Taiwan is famous for (PS… in case you didn’t figure it out from that line, I’m in Taiwan)… and by convinced me, I mean that we were walking down the street and she told me that she was going into get a foot massage and I could just sit around waiting like an idiot or I could go in and get one as well (I’m paraphrasing here… ;-)).

Now, I know I’m a bit tight generally (I’m talking in the muscular/skeletal sense here people), and all that trekking hadn’t exactly loosened me up, so I knew a foot massage wasn’t exactly going to be the most pleasant experience. But good lord, I was not prepared for this… I’ll let the pictures do the talking:

The place...

The place…

My order...

My order…

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My masseuse... f-ing fingers of steel on this guy...

My masseuse… f-ing fingers of steel on this guy…

I really have no idea what I'm in for...

I really have no idea what I’m in for…

And it begins...

And so it begins…

No, 'm not giving birth...

No, ‘m not giving birth…

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Here's where I first realize my friend is taking pictures of me... for her entertainment (the gall)...

Here’s where I first realize my friend is taking pictures of me… for her entertainment (the gall)…

The guy was laughing a bit too maniacally when he saw me respond like this...

The guy was laughing a bit too maniacally when he saw me respond like this…

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You think maybe it’d get easier as it went on…?

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But then you’d be wrong…

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Still hurts…

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20 minutes later... very happy it's over.

Finally…20 minutes later… this is the look of sweet sweet relief that it’s over…

 

 

That was a very intense twenty minutes. I actually had to sit in the chair for another 10-15 minutes just to be able to get up and walk around. Of course everyone in the place was laughing at me the whole time (can’t lie… I would have been laughing at me as well). Now, I knew that I was tight, but I had no idea I was that tight… maybe I should be having these done a little more on the regular if I’m having this much trouble with them? Something to think about. Anyway… there you go, my first (and maybe last) foot massage (brought to you by the island formerly known as Formosa).

Everest Base Camp Trek

First let me say that if you ever find yourself in Nepal with a desire to trek, but only have time to do one… do this one. It’s the most popular trek in Nepal for a good reason. Compared to the Annapurna Circuit, I thought the scenery was better, the trails were more exciting, and that the general quality of the services (lodges, food, heaters) was a grade above Annapurna (Ben concurred). Of course, popularity comes with a price… almost everything on the Everest Base Camp Trek was more expensive than Annapurna, and, unsurprisingly, there’s a lot more tourists on the trail and in the lodges.

Speaking of tourists, one thing I found interesting was the different type of tourists the two treks. On Annapurna, the vast majority of tourists were independent traveler types, mostly younger (or youngish… mid-thirties and below), very few people hired guides (maybe an occasional porter now and again), and most people fit the Israeli/European backpacker mold (I’d say that if you had to pick the median Annapurna trekker… he’d be a 25-year old Israeli/Western European backpacker). In contrast, on the Everest Base Camp trek, most people were from the native English-speaking world… being North American (Amurican, or from Canadia, but not Quebecois), Australian or UKish (English, Scottish, Irish… and yes, I know Ireland’s not part of the UK, hence the –ish). And 98% of people were either part of a tour group, or had at least hired guides and porters… really… there were very few people going without a guide as Ben and I were. So much so that at every army/national park/whatever checkpoint the guy behind the counter would ask our nationality… American… then they’d ask us if we had a guide, and when we said no, they get a very confused look on their faces and keep repeating the word no, but followed by a question mark (“no…?”). Additionally, the age demographic of the trekkers here skewed much older… most people were somewhere in the mid-40s (so the average Everest trekker would be a 45-year old American on a holiday-type). Feel free to insert your own inferences here… but, in general, I’d just say that I’ve found that those with more money than time generally opt for the convenience of a package tour while those with more time than money generally opt to do it themselves. The contrast was very interesting (I also really enjoy seeing differences like this in cultures, even if it’s just tourists v. tourists instead of tourist v. natives, and how they play out in various places abroad).

A nice bridge on the way up to Namche...

A nice bridge on the way up to Namche…

Some rhododendron forest action...

Some rhododendron forest action…

One nice thing about the Everest Base Camp trek is that you can fly in. For the Annapurna Circuit, you have to a take a rather long bus ride to the beginning (and for some reason, I dislike buses in Nepal more than any other country I’ve been in so far) then hike for about 4-5 days before you actually begin to feel like you’re in the Himalayas. Here, after landing, within either one long day of hiking or two short ones, you can really feel you’re all up in this business. Now… you could take a nine hour or so bus ride from Kathmandu to a town named Jiri and walk 5 long days to reach the town with the airport, which some do. Generally, I try and adopt the philosophy of “if you’re going to go… you might as well go all the way,” so part of me really wanted to take the bus to Jiri and walk in, but I’d heard that those five days were supposed to be particularly grueling (everyday involves a huge climb and subsequent descent as you pass from one river valley to the next). However, as both Ben and I had already walked 20+ days each on the Annapurna Circuit, we figured we’d opt out of “grueling” and opt for taking it easy on this one (for those of you wondering why anyone would willing do something pointed out to be particularly grueling, the charm, reportedly, is that you’re able to see how the trekking route was before it evolved into a major tourist phenomenon… you, know, like seeing actual Nepali villages that aren’t just full of trekking lodges).

Lukla runway...

Lukla runway…

The Lukla airport...

The Lukla airport…

On an aside… do you get squeamish on airplanes? Well then my friend, you are not going to like these flights. First, they’re small planes, two propellers, 16 seats… one per side in eight rows… and if you’re taller than a midget you won’t be able to stand up in the aisle. On our flight out, half our plane on the way out was loaded up with sacks of rice and onions and what I believe was one box of angry birds wool hats for delivery. If you already weren’t a little worried by all that, just before take-off, the stewardess comes around with wads of cotton (for your ears) and mango-flavored candy (for the pressure), which somehow just makes the whole thing feel a tad bit more ridiculous. Now, once in the air, you can see out the front window of the plane, so you can watch the pilots steer through clouds and around mountains. You can also see the pilots GPS system, which turns red when you’re within 100 meters of a land mass or yellow within 1,000 meters… so you’re looking at it and it’s mostly yellow…. then it turns red and you grip your seat cushion a bit harder… then back to yellow so you relax… then back to red where you panic a bit, then back to yellow…over and over again. The planes only take off and land when there’s good weather, which, if it’s good, is only in the mornings (too much wind in the afternoon and almost zero visibility as it clouds up)… so you get to play a bit of a fun waiting game at the airport to see if you’re actually going to leave (we had to four hours for clear skies the day we left Lukla to come back to Kathmandu). On the way there we actually left on time, and I snoozed a bit (it’s only about a 45 minute flight and I’m a good plane sleeper). I awoke as we approached the landing, but noticed the plane wasn’t really descending… then I peeked out of the front window and figured out why. The runway at Lukla is pretty much built straight into the mountainside… so no need to descend, you can only hope that the plane stops before it crashes into the giant wall/mountain at the end of the runway (which, of course, it did). After we landed and disembarked, since the weather window is limited, they loaded that sucker back up in a hurry (granted, it’s a small plane). They move so fast that the pilots don’t even turn off the propeller on the far side of the plane (away from the un-loading side… they, courteously, turn that off the propeller on that side of the plane)… after everyone and everything is on board, the one engine gets fired back up and the plane is off again for Kathmandu. The whole process takes about ten to fifteen minutes, which is quite impressive to watch (the takeoffs are nice as well since the end of the runway just goes off a hillside… very Golden Eye). Aside over… back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Snakes on the plane? No, just on the trail...

Snakes on the plane? No, just on the trail…

Ben and I knew immediately upon our arrival that this trek was going to be bit more high end than Annapurna… the look of the trekkers (fashionably clad in actual non-fake goretex gear from head to toe with a marked lack of dreadlocks), the look of the stores, the availability of more than one “Herman” bakery (the engrish take on the word “German”), the fact that there was more than one bar (three even… bars were non-existent on Annapurna) and that there was a faux Starbucks so convincing that we couldn’t tell it was fake until we saw the menu (the coffee was even bad… just like the real thing ;-)… indeed, a brave new world over on this side of Nepal. Given the 10.5-hour bus ride we had to endure the previous day (from Pokhara to Kathmandu), the early morning flight from Kathmandu to here, and the sensory overload of so much stuff jammed into a Nepali trekking village, we decided to just relax the day away and begin trekking tomorrow. Later that night, we even ended up spellbound in front of the TV in the common/dining room of our lodge. It was the first one we’d seen in weeks, and I kid you not when I say we both were literally mesmerized by Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

Above the tree line by Day 3...

Above the tree line by Day 3…

Now, if you can imagine/picture the Annapurna Circuit trek from above as a circle, then you can picture the Everest Base Camp trek from above by looking down at the palm of your right hand… sans thumb. The center of the Everest region (Khumbu is name the region) is town named Namche, which would be your palm. Each of your fingers (again, sans thumb) is a valley with a trail going up it. Everest Base Camp, and the foot of Mt. Everest, is located at the tip of your middle finger, so the main trail runs from your palm to the tip of your middle finger. Each of your other fingers is a valley, and one can cross from each finger/valley to the other via three mountains passes that connect adjacent valleys, which cross somewhere between the second and third knuckles of your fingers (making sense… oui/no?). If you want to kick it up a notch analogy-wise, put your arm perpendicular to the floor (palm up), then tilt your arm upwards from your elbow so that your arm is now about halfway between perpendicular to the floor and straight up and down ( a 45-degree angle). Now, if you managed to do that like I think you should be doing it, your fingers are now higher than your palm, which is higher than your wrist, which is higher than your elbow… still with me here? This new angle is the altitude change involved… as you get further towards the tips of your fingers, the higher up altitude-wise you are. Now, Ben and I landed in Lukla, which would be somewhere below your wrist. Our plan was to hike to Namche (your palm), then go up the Gokyo valley (your ring finger), cross over to Cho La Pass to the main trail (your middle finger) and head up to Everest Base Camp from there (as we had heard that the Gokyo Valley is much prettier than the main trail-scenery wise).

Delirious laughter from the lack of oxygen to the brain...

Delirious laughter from the lack of oxygen to the brain…

Now, one thing about the Everest Base Camp trek as compared to the Annapurna Circuit trek is that with Everest, you get much higher (I’m talking altitude here people) much faster, and stay there much longer, than one does on Annapurna. For example, on Annapurna, Ben and I were above 4,000 meters / 13,100 feet 5-6 times in 24 days, and we only slept above that level 4 nights (and we only went above 5,000 meters / 16,400 feet once, when we crossed Thorung La Pass). On this trek, we were above 4,000 meters for 8 days out of 12, sleeping above that level 5 nights, and we went above 5,000 meters 6 times (sleeping above that level for one night). So, given how much higher in altitude the Everest region is, one becomes just that much more susceptible to getting some form of Acute Mountains Sickness (AMS, or altitude sickness… the extreme forms of which can result in fluid build-up in your brain or lungs, which can lead to death… and several people die every year in/around Everest Base Camp). There are signs posted and literature everywhere on AMS, but the thing is, AMS is based on your personal body chemistry… so you never quite know how you are going to react until you’re all up in it at high altitude. Now, I know how I work after having spent some time earlier in this trip going up into some pretty high places and having just done Annapurna I thought I’d be fine, but we both felt we should take it slow to start with (I know, with regards to AMS, that I am generally fine going uphill, but get mild to bad headaches going downhill after being high and I’ve never had any real breathing problems… I, apparently, am the opposite of most… Ben, like most others, feels sick going uphill and better when going down… I must be a special snowflake). The only real way to prevent AMS is to go up slowly… the recommended guidelines are to sleep no higher than 400 meters above the last place you slept, and to take one rest day for every 1,000 meters in elevation gain. Lukla, where Ben and I flew into, is at an altitude of 2,840 meters (9,315 feet). Now, for various reasons mixed with a little bit of stupidity, four days of walking later we found ourselves at Machhermo, which is at an altitude of 4,470 meters (14,660 feet), with all of the elevation coming over the last three days. We were clearly abusing the how not get AMS guidelines (550 meters a day and no resting). Almost the entire last hour we spent walking into Machhermo, I was extremely light-headed and dizzy… which is not good. Luckily (thank you impeccable timing), Machhermo has an aid station staffed by British medical volunteers, and they were having a talk on AMS at 3 PM that afternoon. So I took my light-headed self over to the talk and learned that I was exhibiting very mild signs of AMS, but nothing to worry about (just needed to continue monitoring myself). They even measured the oxygen saturation in my blood, which was at 91% (very good at this altitude and better than many of the folks who had already stayed a whole extra day in Machhermo just to acclimatize, which made me feel better). When I woke up the next day I felt tip top and ready for some more elevation gain. Now… before you get all freaked out, it’s not like Ben and I weren’t taking the dangers of AMS seriously… it’s just that we had actually acclimatized on the Annapurna circuit (and that doesn’t go away instantaneously), so we could go faster than most folks (we were planning to stay another day at Machhermo if I didn’t feel better in the morning).

Looking up the Gokyo Valley.

Looking up the Gokyo Valley.

Dizzily coming into Machhermo...

Dizzily coming into Machhermo…

As I mentioned above, Ben and I chose to go up the Gyoko Valley (the ring finger) as opposed to taking the main trail (we’d take that back down) because we had heard the scenery was better and that there were less tourists (a good thing in our opinion). Although we didn’t actually know what the main trail looked like, we thought that the general consensus was right, as the valley was beautiful (see photos). The general weather pattern up is clear mornings, followed by clouds rolling in around 11. By 1 PM it’s gray, and there’s always a decent chance of snow/rain for a bit in the afternoon. Unfortunately, the two days we spent trekking/staying at the top of the valley (on the way to/from Gyoko village) it was as foggy as a San Francisco summer day. So we never got to see these views, but given the landscape, it was just as cool to walk all by ourselves in the fog.

Renjo La Pass...

Renjo La Pass…

Crossing the glacier on the way to the foot of Cho La Pass...

Crossing the glacier on the way to the foot of Cho La Pass…

Also as I mentioned above, there’s a series of mountain passes connecting the valleys together. Unmentioned above though, is that there’s a route on the trek called the “three passes” which makes a point to cross each one (in the hand analogy, you’d go up the pinky, cross over to the ring finger, then to the middle finger, then up to Everest Base Camp, crossing over to the index finger on the way down back to the palm/Namche, or the reverse if you’d like). I’d seen it mentioned in several places, but given that I knew we were going up the Gyoko Valley, I didn’t think it would be feasible to do all three (I knew we’d be doing at least the one between the Gyoko Valley and the main trail). However, once we got to Gokyo Village, I realized that Renjo La Pass, which crosses from the pinky to the ring finger, terminated at Gokyo. So, theoretically, I could go up from Gokyo, touch the pass and come back down the same way… I was going to cross Cho La Pass anyhow given the route we took, and then I could cross Kongma La Pass on the way down… so why not give it a go? Plus, when I woke up that morning, it was socked in fog-wise, which would make climbing Gokyo Ri not quite as rewarding (Gokyo Ri is a small, relatively, peak, from the top of which one can see Mt. Everest). No one could really give me a definite time table for how long it would take to go up and back to Renjo La (I heard anywhere from 4 hours to 7 hours), but based on the map and my past trekking experience, I figured it would definitely be more on the side of the 4-hour mark than 7 hours. So I set off by myself (a general no-no when trekking up here… especially in the fog, and later snow… a Nepali guide on his way up to the pass, whom I passed on my back down, gave me a stern wag of the finger when he found out I was alone). But, other than a moment or two of temporarily losing the trail, and one slightly shady snow ledge crossing, the way up and down was really nice. It was snowing at the top so I couldn’t see anything, but I had made my first trip above 5,000 meters on this trek, and I’d gotten up and down in less than four hours (2:10 up and 1:25 back)… which put me back in time for an early lunch (banana pancake again… the best one on the whole trek). Later that afternoon, Ben and I traversed a glacier to stay in the lodge at the foot of Cho La Pass, which we would cross the following day. It was still socked in, but it was very cool to be walking on ice and listening to all the rock and ice falls along the way (just the nature of the terrain… there’s a constant movement of things… so it sounds to me as if the mountain/glacier is talking… very cool).

Scrambling up the top third of Cho La Pass...

Scrambling up the top third of Cho La Pass…

The following day we got up to head over the pass (Cho La pass, which Ben and I kept calling chollo pass while making jokes about taking a picture on the top in our button up shirts with only the top button buttoned). The first two thirds of it wasn’t too bad, and we reached a summit with a prayer flag faster than expected. Now, generally, prayer flags mean you’ve reached the top, but in this case, the prayer flags were on a false summit, and the real pass was on the other side of a boulder-strewn glacial moraine… and from where we were standing it looked pretty gnarly.

Ben looking exactly how I was feeling after getting to the top of Cho La Pass...

Ben looking exactly how I was feeling after getting to the top of Cho La Pass…

The trail ended up not looking any better up close either… about 200 meters more of less straight up over a mixture of gravel, scree, rocks and boulders all covered with ice. We sat for a spell once we reached the bottom and just looked up at it for a while… the trail was easily the steepest one we had seen in our previous month of trekking. But at the same time, I think we were a little excited precisely because it looked so challenging… I mean, it’s not like we’re climbing Mt. Everest out there, we’re just trekking… so to have something that looked (at least to be) difficult made you really feel that this is it… now we’re really in the Himalayas (all the yetis and snow leopards sitting around watching us added to the feeling as well). We started up, and immediately had to resort to a combination walk/scramble by using our hands to pull ourselves up as we walked along. There was lots of slipping in the loose rocks, with the occasional slipping of a very large rock (I was ahead of Ben and did not want to send something big rolling his way), and the trail, more or less, disappeared in the large rocks fields, leaving us to plot out own path upwards. About halfway up, the rocks began to get really, really icy, so we had to use of our hands even more… but we just kept on, ever upwards, and finally reached the top of the pass. We were tired, but no worse for wear. It was easily the physically hardest part of any of our treks so far, so we spent about twenty minutes on the top enjoying the limited view from a small ledge (that we had to climb up another 30 meters or so to) above the actual pass. After some celebrating, we started out across a snow covered glacier for the descent down to the nearest town for lunch (an interesting note… our map pointed out that while crossing this glacier one should stay to the left to avoid falling into a crevasse… luckily for us, a lodge owner had pointed out that staying to the left only applied if you were coming from the other direction, and that we should stay to the right given the direction we were going… we found that most of the maps we had contained many similarly dangerous, but well-intentioned, pieces of advice). We pushed on through a fog whiteout and some snow in the afternoon so we could get to Everest Base Camp the following day.

Back on the main trail with the crowds...

Back on the main trail with the crowds…

Now, by this point we’d been walking for seven days without a break… we were definitely tired, and would have loved a day off. But… you see… we had a slight problem… we were running out of money. Now, you might be asking yourself how on earth we could be so dumb as to not bring enough money for trekking when we knew there’s no ATMs on the trail anywhere past Namche? In fact, we were pondering the same question while in Gokyo… but, for several reasons which I will not bore you with, when looking at our decidedly thin stacks of Nepali Rupees we figured out that we could only really last about 5 more days with the money we had (this accounting was tallied on the 6th night). We had to come up with a plan to get up to Everest Base Camp and all the way back down to Namche by the end of the 5th day. So we broke out the map the night before crossing Cho La Pass to see what we could do… the conclusion… bye-bye any thoughts of a rest day. We’d also have to combine a couple of the guidebook ascent and descent stages to make things work… so hello increased risk of altitude sickness (we never ended up having any problems other than the “normal” altitude afflictions). Figuring that we could only walk uphill so fast, even when pushing it, we’d be better off combining a couple of the downhill stages into one long cannonball-run-style day of trekking pain… so we made our plan and went off the next day over Cho La Pass (the above is the reason we walked on that afternoon in the fog and the snow to get closer to Everest Base Camp).

On our way towards Everest Base Camp...

On our way towards Everest Base Camp…

Heading up Kala Patthar (the actual top isn't visible from this angle)...

Heading up Kala Patthar (the actual top isn’t visible from this angle)…

On the way up Kala Patthar...

On the way up Kala Patthar…

Now that we were over Cho La Pass and back on the main trail, our double-time-because-we’re-running-out-of-money trekking plan called for getting up early, heading to Gorak Shep (the last collection of lodges before Everest Base Camp), dropping off our stuff, then heading up and back to Everest Base Camp (you can’t stay at Everest Base Camp unless you are part of a climbing expedition, so all of the trekkers have to do a return hike to Gorak Shep for lodging). However, when we awoke, the skies were crystal clear (being the first really clear day in the past three). So, when we arrived at Gorak Shep we changed up our plan to instead head up to Kala Patthar, a small peak just past Gorak Shep renowned for it’s views of Mt. Everest (actually, it’s really the only place one can actually see Mt. Everest, as you can’t see the mountain from Everest Base Camp). The climb took us a lot longer than we thought (the summit of Kala Patthar is 5,550 meters / 18,200 feet, which is the highest point reached on the Everest Base Camp trek and the second highest I’ve ever been in my life)… the trail is steep, the air is thin and we were both tired from the previous couple of days. However, we did manage to make it up before the clouds really rolled in… and it was beautiful. We must have just sat and stared for about 30 minutes before dragging our flagging selves back down for lunch in Gorak Shep (it was a good decision to go right up because by the time we had descended the sky was gray and it was beginning to snow… so we got to see the views of Mt. Everest and avoid doing the much longer hike up to Everest Base Camp and back in the snow). With some impeccable timing, the following morning also bequeathed us with some clear skies for our trek to the actual Everest Base Camp. Now… some guidebooks actually belittle base camp as a worthwhile destination… waxing on grandly about the sublime views of Mt. Everest from Kala Patthar and writing off base camp as merely a collection of tents. But Ben and I both thought the guidebooks were wrong… Everest Base Camp was one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Yes, it’s a large collection of tents… lots of tents actually, they must have been spread out over 2 kilometers or so. But it’s not the base camp itself that’s cool… it’s the location. You see, Everest Base Camp is situated on a glacier, right at the foot of the Khumbu Ice Fall, which is a gigantic, craggy, sheet of ice that tumbles down the mountain towards base camp from above on the mountain. And the ice fall is a whole different world… a combination of Superman’s fortress of solitude, the moon, the winter Olympics and a water park. For those of you who have been in a cave with lots of stalagmites, that’s what the ice looks like… just millions of giant shards coming up out of the ground in various peaks and waves. And, because it was sunny, although the surface of the ice was white like snow, the interior was a very deep blue color, so the whole ice fall just seems to glow blue. Streams of melting glacier water crisscross the whole ice fall in ice-lined tracks that look like a combination between a bobsled track and a water-slide. The whole place is just amazing… so much so that I would not have been surprised to see penguins playing around, or a yeti having tea outside of his cave playing with his pet snow leopard, or something even more ridiculous that I couldn’t even imagine it until it would be right before my eyes. We wandered over a stream or two into the ice fall, picked some good sittin’ rocks, and just sat and looked around in wonder for about half an hour… a very nice moment to just sit and take it all in and enjoy.

Looking back down the main trail from Kala Patthar...

Looking back down the main trail from Kala Patthar…

View of Mt. Everest (the large black peak) with Everest Base Camp and the Khumbu Ice Fall down in the bottom left...

View of Mt. Everest (the large black peak) with Everest Base Camp and the Khumbu Ice Fall down in the bottom left…

Everything here is carried in and out via porter...

Everything here is carried in and out via porter…

Everest Base Camp toilet...

Everest Base Camp toilet…

View of Everest Base Camp from the Khumbu Ice Fall (looking away from Mt. Everest)...

View of Everest Base Camp from the Khumbu Ice Fall (looking away from Mt. Everest)…

Eventually, we tore ourselves away and headed back downhill… the beginning of some long days back to Namche. We stopped in Gorak Shep for coffee, to pick up our bags (one of the nice things about out and back treks is that you don’t really have to carry anything but water and snacks) and to divide up our remaining cash. I stopped for the night in Lobuche to head over Kongma La Pass the following day (see here) and Ben continued on down the trail. After the pass I spent the night in Pheriche (where Ben had spent the previous night and where, in a cartoon-like moment, he managed to rip a sink clean off the wall by merely leaning onto it while brushing his teeth… sadly, nothing near that exciting happened to me). The following day I trucked it all the way down to Namche (this happened on the way), with not a second to lose either as I spent the last of my Rupees on lunch. Unfortunately, my impeccable timing struck me in reverse this time, as, while standing in front of the ATM all ready to get my hands on some badly needed cash, I figured out I had lost both my ATM card and my credit card somewhere during the previous two days… triple-shyte. After five minutes or so of frantically checking every crevice in all of my stuff, then letting it sink in that I had indeed gone and done something so horrifically stupid that it defied all explanation, I had a good chuckle and headed back over to our hotel room (what else could be done?). When Ben arrived I told him that I was going to tell him something which he would find hilarious after about five minutes… and, good on him, it only took three. Broke as a joke, we ran though all the possible scenarios we could think of for ways of getting some money… luckily the first one we thought of worked, and we had enough funds to get us back to Kathmandu. Eschewing further rest, the following day we made our last long hike back to Lukla to get on the waiting list for flights (walking the last hour and a half in the pouring rain). With a touch of luck we only had to spend two nights in Lukla, and we were, happily, back in Kathmandu before we knew it (both glad that we did it, glad that it was over and glad not be walking anywhere again for quite some time).

View of the Khumbu Ice Fall...

View of the Khumbu Ice Fall…

Ben and I chillaxin' in the ice fall...

Ben and I chillaxin’ in the ice fall…

Ice fall picture...

Ice fall picture…

Ice stalagmites and ice-lined streams that look like a bobsled course...

Ice stalagmites and ice-lined streams that look like a bobsled course…

For those of you interested (I know… most likely only my future self will be the only person ever interested in this… note to self then, this doesn’t count the day we arrived or the day before we left, both of which we spent chillaxin’ in Lukla):
Day 1: Luka to Monjo – 10.5 kms, -390 mts descent, +350 mts ascent.
Day 2: Monjo to Namche – 4.5 kms. +690 mts ascent.
Day 3: Namche to Phortse Tenga – 7 kms. +540 mts ascent, +300 mts descent.
Day 4: Phortse Tenga to Machhermo – 7 kms. +790 mts ascent.
Day 5: Machhermo to Gokyo – 6 kms. +320 mts ascent.
Day 6: Gokyo to Dragnag w/ Renjo La Pass – 12 kms. +550 mts ascent, -640 mts descent.
Day 7: Dragnag to Lobuche via Cho La Pass – 13 kms. +800 mts ascent, -590 mts. descent.
Day 8: Lobuche to Kala Patthar and Gorak Shep – 7.5 kms. +640 mts ascent, -410 mts descent.
Day 9: Gorak Shep to Everest Base Camp to Lobuche – 13 kms. +220 mts ascent, -450 mts descent.
Day 10: Lobuche to Pheriche via Kongma La Pass – 11 kms. +625 mts, -1,265 mts descent.
Day 11: Pheriche to Namche – 17 kms. -1,440 mts descent, +480 mts ascent.
Day 12: Namche to Lukla – 15 kms. -1,040 mts descent, +390 mts ascent.
Total Trekking: 12 days, 113.5 kilometers (70 miles) and about 6,395 meters of ascending (that’s about 21,000 feet, or 4 miles of climbing).

Angry Birds Invade Nepal and Other Observations [Guest Post]

The following is a guest post from my friend Ben who has joined me over the past two months in Nepal. Enjoy…

Since I arrived in Nepal, I’ve been planning (and procrastinating) the penning of a guest post for this blog. This has ranged from what it’s like to trek with the indomitable Richard when one’s own body has decided to throw every physical malady at you to being forced to learn the art of hiking in flip-flops–aka the Nepali way. Certainly Richard has been nice enough not to publish his less kind thoughts on trekking with me which might include:”Why is Ben carrying a first aid kit? Oh it’s because he’s going to cut his foot wide open on a rock. Why is Ben carrying a Tide Pen? Oh it’s because he’s going to spill coffee all over the pretty girls at our lodge. And why is Ben making up songs about Nescafe?”

While trekking from teahouse to teahouse has been our life for the better part of the last forty days in exile, our other life has been navigating the cities of a quickly developing, though not yet thoroughly modern, Nepali culture. Since I haven’t spent any significant time in developing countries and I’m still pretty amazed when people load five 50lb bags of rice on the local bus or don’t hold onto their child when he’s hanging out the door of a bus on a cliffside, I thought I’d focus my observations here.

Kathmandu feels like a cross between Blade Runner and Juarez.

Kathmandu feels like a cross between Blade Runner and Juarez.

“Angry, Angry, European Socialist Birds”

As soon as I landed, the city of Kathmandu itself was a blur. TaxiTaxiTaxi. RupeeRupeeRupee. Motorcycles. Scooters. Tiny non-Ben-and-Rich-sized cabs. Potholes the size of those cabs. Dodgy old samosa stands. Juice-box-eating cows. Honking. Lots and lots of honking. At least the phony beggars, drug dealers, and excrement on the street felt like home in the Haight. And, oh, all the Angry Birds.

Yes, not more than two hours into arriving and heading toward the city’s Durbar Square, what shocked me the most was the sheer volume of Angry Birds paraphanelia everywhere. T-shirts. Nepali-made winter hats. Pants. Socks. Tiny baby shoes. Balloons. Toy guns. All for sale and all being worn around us. In a cursory attempt from a perch on some temple steps, we counted sixteen kids in Angry Birds shirts. Move over Steamboat Willie. Where I assume once Mickey Mouse signified Western cultural hegemony, now the developing world is throwin’ birds on their Micromax-powered phones. It’s “Nothing like Anything.” (More on this later)

Balloon! Balloon! Balloon!

Balloon! Balloon! Balloon!

The Nepal Zoo Souvenir Shop

The Nepal Zoo Souvenir Shop

It wasn’t just Kathmandu. We went to Pokhara and saw the same souvenir stands, counted the same children with red birds and black birds and birds whose colors don’t exist in any of the Angry Birds games I know. We traveled to Besi Sahar to start the Annapurna Circuit, 8 hours from Kathmandu or Pokhara by bus, and the kids were wearing the same thing. The only thing I can compare it to is that moment in 1989 and 1990 when every child in America wore either a Batman or Bart Simpson t-shirt. And that makes me feel old, since half of the folks we’ve met here were probably born after then.

What’s that I see on a kid here in Besi Sahar? A green pig! Yes, that’s what’s been missing for me here in Nepal. While Angry Birds clothing and toys in the US often include the evil greedy egg-stealing pigs, here in Nepal all you see are the birds, angry for no reason at all. I started to wonder why the hell Angry Birds is so popular everywhere (besides, you know, the obvious fact that phones are subsidized computers and mobile games are cheap, blah, blah, blah). It’s perfectly clear to me that, unlike All-American Mickey, Angry Birds strikes a chord because it’s a thinly veiled metaphor for the rising up of developing countries against the Western industrialized nations stealing all their ****ing eggs.

I’m not even close to being the first person to connect our green piggy villains as greedy natural resource plundering capitalists (and royalists) or see our plucky (but not plucked) heroes as angry red communist birds. See here for one example from non-comprehensive googling. Yet it does ring true, and besides the communist red birds, this **** is racist. Yellow birds who karate chop through wood? Violent black birds who explode? Fat white drone-like birds who drop bombs from the air and then run away back to DC? And clearly, our Northern European / Western-apologist game designer saw fit to include the silly blue socialist bird who splits into three smaller birds (clearly representing Norway, Sweden, and Finland) and are only effective against ice. Great Rovio, thanks for including that one.

But I digress… Angry Birds is a cultural phenomenon in Nepal. And some of you may be lucky enough to receive authentic, unlicensed, Nepali-woven Angry Birds hats to wear this winter (or as we call it in San Francisco, July).

Richard and the real Angry Birds of Nepal--giant pelicans at the zoo.

Richard and the real Angry Birds of Nepal–giant pelicans at the zoo.

“No, it’s not familiar. But it feels like home” — Letty, Fast & Furious 6

This week we took a little trip to the Kathmandu Civil Mall. AND IT WAS THE BEST TRIP EVER. We wanted to do something different from Buddhist-this and stupa-that, and I personally wanted to see what it was like to see a movie in Nepal–and, more importantly, what kind of snacks they sell. One click later from my phone to the QFX Cinemas website, and we were on our way to see the latest US sensation Fast & Furious 6.

Outside to the muddy, pothole-strewn streets. “Civil Mall. Civil Mall. Kantipath. Sundhara. Sundhara. How much?” “400 rupees,” the first cabbie replied. “200?” “300.” “No, no.” Next cab. “Sundhara. Civil Mall. Civil Mall.” God forbid we were trying to win the Amazing Race and looking to save 50 rupees. “300 rupees.” “250?” Done. We’re on our way now down Tridevi Marg to Kantipath (most streets don’t have names here), four people in a tiny Suzuki hatchback, locking the door to prevent one of us falling out in a collision with a scooter driver wearing no helmet but definitely an Angry Birds shirt.

I can’t explain how exciting it is to reach the relative gleaming building that is the Civil Mall. Kathmandu is a mixture of old and new construction, all jumbled together and put together with glue and popsicle sticks. The Civil Mall, though, is a bit of an exception just because of its size–they knocked down whatever was here, and no one has yet attached a metal shack to its side. Plus the army base and park are across the street, making it seem somewhat like an oasis of modernity. All of us have been trekking for a decent period of time, Rich and I the longest, and while we’ve had little luxuries sometimes like wifi and warm bucket showers and toilet paper, nothing can prepare us for the sensory overload as we step inside the Civil Mall.

Escalators are a welcome respite from climbing uphill.
Escalators are a welcome respite from climbing uphill.

It is awesome. Richard, our friends, and I are smiling like we’re all seven years old again. I felt like I was back in an exciting US mall in the 80s when they didn’t smell of retail desperation and failed sweating real estate developers. I’m blathering, “Ohmigodohmigodohmigod, it’s an indoor putt putt golf course.”

Putt Putt is officially one of the loneliest things one can do when traveling by oneself. Luckily, not the case this time.

Putt Putt is officially one of the loneliest things one can do when traveling by oneself. Luckily, not the case this time.

Our friends are staring up at 8, 9, who knows how many, floors of pure commercialism. And what’s this? It’s Nepal’s first frozen yogurt stand. Pay by the gram. 155 rupees for vanilla, blackberry, and toppings. What’s over there? It’s a frickin’ bowling alley and arcade and a food court and a Vans store. And no one’s wearing Angry Birds shirts. Because Kathmandu’s coolest twenty and thirtysomethings are packing in for a really awesome Monday night out at the movies. We get in line behind 10 Buddhist monks for tickets to see Fast and Furious 6. Just call him “Zen” Diesel.

Fast & Furious 6 in Nepal brings new meaning to Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

Fast & Furious 6 in Nepal brings new meaning to Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

The ticketing system is as good as the best movie theatres in the US–you can pick your own seats, and there are different levels. For 250 rupees apiece (the cheapest tier, “platinum”), we get tickets in row O on the aisle. We go through TSA-style pat downs, check a pack of cigarettes(??), and head on upstairs to the theaters.

First, though, there is the matter of the snacks, which are exactly like the US–popcorn, cokes, nachos, and the infamous combo meals. We buy Combo #1 for 250 rupees which included two small cokes and two small popcorns, a surprisingly good value all things considered. The theater is big with stadium seating and large comfy seats. Unlike most Nepali facilities and vehicles, we have plenty of leg room, and I don’t have to sit with my knees up around my ears or fight Richard for the aisle or the wide knee stance (Note to readers: Richard usually wins, sneakily, by taking up more room when you get up to go the restroom. The secret is never to pee and thus never to drink. I’m very dehydrated.)

Stadium seating at QFX Cinemas

Stadium seating at QFX Cinemas

And while Fast & Furious 6 is a terribly great movie (or is that great, terrible movie?), I never would have had this much fun in the US. The theater is packed. Everyone is laughing and clapping and sitting on the edge of their seats. There’s even intermission! Intermission is less about the theater selling snacks (again, reasonably priced) and more about showing even more advertisements and trailers to the packed audience. I think you can figure out a lot about a culture by how and what they advertise, how they phrase and show things, what products are popular, etc. If the unapologetic brand building here is any indication, things in Nepal are looking way up.

“Have I Made It Large?” –Royal Stag Whiskey

Have you seen a commercial for a paint store in the last ten minutes… You know, like Sherwin Williams? Do you have a Sherwin Williams on your block? Do you have two Sherwin Williams and a Benjamin Moore on your block? Did you know Lewis Berger has been making paint since 1767? Do you even know who Lewis Berger is?

Lewis Berger, Since 1767

Lewis Berger, Since 1767

For shame, I can’t believe you’ve answered “no” to all those questions. Because here in Nepal, I can go to any number of ColorBank or AsianPaints or PashupatiPaints stores in a three block radius (I’m a ColorBank man through and through). Paint stores are like Starbucks. Everyone is buying paint or selling paint or trading paint futures or developing collateralized paint obligations. Okay the last part’s not true, but there is clearly a construction boom. Even in towns which require every piece of a building to be carried by porters over 20 miles uphill both ways, there are two new lodges being built every year. Thank you, Jon Krakauer. In fact, in Kathmandu just since we arrived in April, a shiny new grocery store appeared across the street from our hotel with all kinds of ex-pat goodies. It also has some of the same qualities as the SF Marina Safeway, if you catch my drift.

When was the last time a steel company advertised before a movie in the US? How about two? Yes, you can choose from multiple consumer steel companies for your construction needs, although both are using “family” messaging featuring brothers or family members at the helm. There is a marketing opening for a “bad boy” of Nepalese steel, if anyone is interested in competing with Ambe or Jagdamba Steel. PVC piping is also becoming big here, which is great since I broke a sink with lesser piping by leaning on it at a lodge in Pheriche leading to a cartoon-like sequence where I tried to put my finger in the gushing hole in the wall before running out into the lobby soaking wet yelling “WaterWaterPaniPaniProblemProblemPlumbing!!!” Once again I could see Richard’s thought bubble, “What is wrong with you? This is why we can’t have nice things.”

What’s one of the worst ideas for a commercial you can think of? Did you say people getting shot by a firing squad? See you’re just not thinking far enough outside the box like the folks at Micromax. Micromax’s intermission commercial involves a firing squad lined up to kill 10 people. The firing squad shoots. Everyone falls. And then you see that the squad was firing paintballs. And you can see the paint MUCH MORE CLEARLY with a MICROMAX powered camera than those on other inferior phones. WTF? Their tagline ends, “Nothing like anything.” Indeed, Micromax, that is nothing like anything I’ve seen.

What’s the current interest rate on your checking account? Probably, like me, close to zero. Here in Nepal your checking account will gain up to 5% per year, and the banks are just hopping to take your deposits and loan it out. Our favorite bank commercials at intermission involved moving vignettes about financial instruments. For example, you’ve just bought one of these ramshackle buildings put together with popsicle sticks and glue, yet your wife dreams of decorating it with fancy Index Furniture (now open in Steel Tower and Metro Park). Or you take your granddaughter out to the Civil Mall where she sees a pair of designer jeans. You instead see the price tag of 5,000 rupees. (For what it’s worth, I’m not sure I own jeans worth 5,000 rupees.) The answer to all the vignettes is credit with one of the taglines being “Cash whenever you want.” This has never in the history of finance turned out badly.

Also, for those of you who have taken money out of your US bank account and opened a Nepalese one after the last paragraph, please note that the US$/Nepalese Rupee exchange rate has gone in the US$ favor by 3% since we got here two months ago. Maybe that zero percent interest rate isn’t so bad.

Do you remember in the movie Three Kings when Mark Wahlberg is asked in an interrogation, “What is the problem with Michael Jackson?” You know, because America has made him bleach his skin and mutilate his face. Well, thank you Western consumer packaged goods companies, because you can’t buy a moisturizer here that isn’t Extra Whitening. And every moisturizer commercial shows you how much whiter your skin can get after just seven days. One woman in a Ponds commercial is dressed up as a brunette Marilyn Monroe and tries to put a fake beauty mark on her face, but it keeps disappearing because she used Ponds earlier in the day. The best moisturizers go down twenty layers of skin deep. That’s a lot. I’m paler now than when I got here.

But the most important question to ask yourself after visiting Nepal, is “Have I made it large?” This is the question posed by Royal Stag Whiskey (a Seagrams brand) in a series of fantastic advertisements featuring Indian celebrities that are as omnipresent on the streets as Tiger Balm hawkers and potholes.

It's Your Life. Make It Large.

It’s Your Life. Make It Large.

The ads also provide the important message that personal growth is forever; even though you’ve made it large, it’s okay to say “I have yet to become me.” 

The Indian knockoff version of Bradley Cooper has yet to become himself.

The Indian knockoff version of Bradley Cooper has yet to become himself.

Yes, I think that’s probably as good a sentiment I can find for Nepal right now in its development, as well as for these travels. Because if you’ve been following Richard’s blog posts on this Himalayan adventure, the answer to “Have we made it large?” is undoubtedly yes.

Time to find the swimming pool.

A Nice Moment on the Everest Base Camp Trek

Earlier in the day, at almost precisely 10:30 AM (I keep track of these things when I’m walking), I crossed Kongma La Pass, which, at 5,535 meters (18,155 feet) is the third highest I’ve ever been in my life. It was also the fifth time I’d ascended and descended up over the 5,300 meter mark in as many days (whether over a pass, up a peak, or up to a particular destination). Needless to say… I was spent. For a bit of extra adventure, while descending, I made the stupid mistake of trying to shortcut the trail, which only resulted in me having to scramble down (and back up) a very steep canyon, cross a large landslide area and cut across ridge-lines to find the main trail (that ended up adding the better part of an extra hour or so to my trek).

Looking up at Kongma La Pass from the bottom (you can only see a little bit past halfway up from here).

Looking up at Kongma La Pass from the bottom (you can only see a little bit past halfway up from here).

Getting towards the top...

Getting towards the top…

Looking back down the way I came up from the top... you might be able to see the people on the left (heading down the other way) and the village of Lobuche way down in the distance...

Looking back down the way I came up from the top… you might be able to see the people on the right (heading down the other way) and the village of Lobuche way down in the distance in the upper left of the photo…

Looking over the pass the other direction...

Looking over the pass the other direction…

Heading down I chose to go off trail to the right...

Heading down I chose to go off trail to the right (to the right side of the canyon below… bad idea)…

After scrambling back down and up a steep canyon, I had to cross this nice little landslide area...

After scrambling back down and up a steep canyon, I had to cross this nice little landslide area…

By about 1 PM, tired, and a bit frazzled from my shortcuts make for long delays experience, I finally made it down to the river canyon (where I was supposed to be). The wind was howling as it was the afternoon (for some reason, that’s what the wind seems to do in river canyons around here in the afternoon), I had a bit of a headache from the altitude (something I always get while descending for some reason… never while going up) and I was a touch light-headed as well (whether it be from the altitude of just exhaustion). I desperately wanted to sit down and have a rest, but the wind was just whipping across the relatively barren landscape… I had to find some shelter to even hope of having a restful couple of minutes. A bit later, up ahead, I spied a pretty large boulder sitting in a field. It was perfect… I headed over, slumped on down out of the wind and out of the sun (which is also nice because the sun can be intense here, such that, even though you’re freezing, you’ll can get a nasty sunburn as well) and straight away nodded off for a couple of minutes.

Getting down towards the main trail and the river...

Getting down towards the main trail and the river…

My rock...

My rock…

 

So there I am. I’m sitting with my back against the boulder, my legs are splayed out in front of me and my pack had been discarded rather haphazardly around me… I probably look just as tired, if nor more so, than I actually am. I come to from my little nap and have some water. Off in the distance I see a Nepali man heading down the trail my way. He’s actually the first person I’ve seen in a couple of hours, and, although I doubt we’ll speak other than a namaste (Nepali hello) if he sees me, I’m comforted a bit by the sight of another human being. However, this guy notices me and starts heading my way. I’m too tired to move, so I’m still leaning up against the rock when he reaches me. We exchange namaste’s and he asks me if I’m okay… I say I’m fine, just a little tired and thank him for asking. He asks me where I came from, and I say I came over Kongma La Pass from Lobuche (the village where I started out from this morning). He looks down at his watch… it’s 1:15 ish… and then he asks me when I left. I say 8 o’clock, and he begins counting on his fingers… 9, 10, 11, 12, 1… 5 hours he says… you very fast. I laugh and nod and say I guess so. He tells me that the far side of the pass (from Lobuche) is very steep and hard on one’s legs… I laugh again, and nod in agreement telling him that I know now, and that coming from this side looks much, much easier. He laughs and nods his head, and then he asks me if I want some tea… fresh black and ginger tea. My general experience says he’s now trying to sell me something, so I just say no thank you and that I’m all right. But he insists. At first I get the impression that he has to go back up to his house to get it, but then he pulls out a thermos from his backpack, and I figure out that he means that he just brewed it when he left the house 10 minutes ago. He unscrews the cap of the thermos (it’s one of those semi-old-fashioned metal with a a painted hell and plastic top version), which is a cup, fills it with tea and passes it over to me. Well… there’s no turning back now, so I take a sip… it’s delicious and piping hot. I have to drink pretty slowly. He just sits down next to me, and we exchange some small talk (his English is very, very basic, so most of this conversation is in kind of three year old speak) We ask where from? He’s from Dingboche (the next real town down the trail in the direction I’m headed). He’s up at one of these small houses building a wall for the owner and he was on his way home for the afternoon. I tell him I’m from California (I always say California because people seem to always have a good reaction to California… thank you Hollywood). But other than some very basic small talk (we exchange names, he asks where I’m headed, a little about the trek), we’re both mostly silent as I drink the tea. He pours me another cup when I finish the first, and I drink it just as slowly. The wind continues whipping around us, but we’re both sheltered by the rock. I finish my second cup and he offers me a third, but I decline. I thank him profusely as he packs up his thermos. We sit for a few more moments in silence… note that it’s not a bad or uncomfortable silence… just mutual relaxation for a moment after a hard day’s work (his much more than mine I suspect). He then gets up and prepares to leave, I thank him again and ask if I can give him something for the tea. He declines, says nice to meet you and heads on his way… and I continue sitting against my rock for another 10-15 more minutes (although now I have a pretty big smile on face). The tea gets into my blood and bones, revitalizes me, and I get up to head down the trail… smiling right along with the wind and sun.

My tea guy...

My tea guy…

It was just a small moment, but one of those that really puts the world back in perspective. Now, the Everest Base Camp trek is very, very touristy. Not that that’s a bad thing, but it means that, although you’re in Nepal, you rarely get a glimpse into Nepali life. The only Nepalis you really interact with are the lodge owners, guides and porters along the trail (if you have a guide or porter, which we didn’t) or restaurant owners (the exception being the occasional child you see around the villages), and clearly, most of these interactions are commercial in nature… it’s just the way this trek is. So, that context made this moment just that much more special for me… just simple human kindness and interaction without any commercial overtones… I definitely felt an “ahhh… there’s Nepal” feeling that I honestly haven’t gotten much in this country. And human nature being what it is… those are the moments that stick with you… and this was a good one (that I thought I’d share).

The last ridge of the day before I get to my destination...

The last ridge of the day before I get to my destination…

A Farewell Salute to my Orange Backpack

Well… it finally happened… it was bound to eventually after all, but you’re never quite prepared for it when it does. You’re probably asking your computer right now… “Richard… what the hell are you talking about?” Well… I’ll tell you… about an hour into walking on my second to last day of trekking (coming down from Everest Base Camp), just outside the village of Dingboche, one of the main straps on my orange backpack broke, and a backpack without shoulder straps becomes just about as useful as trekking with a laundry sack or garbage bag, which is to say, not very useful. It was a very sad moment. I, being as stubborn as I am, walked the remaining 4 hours that day just using my hands to hold the broken strap over my shoulder. The following day, which was to be our last trekking day, I jury-rigged the strap down with a well-placed knot.

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D’oh…

The solution for my final day... the black straps hold the blue bag to the side of the backpack and were tight enough to hold a shoulder strap for one day at least...

The solution for my final day… the black straps hold the blue bag to the side of the backpack and were tight enough to hold a shoulder strap for one day at least…

Now, normally, I’m not very attached to “stuff”, but this backpack and I have been through a lot together. I remember buying it… I was in Logrono about 7 days into the Camino de Santiago. The stitching in the shoulder straps on the cheap backpack I had bought in Pamplona (on the day I started the camino) were tearing apart. Since I was in a relatively large city, taking the afternoon off from hiking, I figured I’d get a replacement while I could. After a bit of asking around, I found a Bazar Chino (the Spanish equivalent of a 99 cent store) with a decent selection of backpacks. I found the largest model I could (Bazar Chino’s mostly sell school backpacks for little kids), and had the choice between bright orange and black. Despite the protestations of my camino companera (to her credit, she’s very, very stylish), I went for the orange one. How could I not? It would definitely be the most ridiculous looking backpack on the trail (most everyone has actual outdoor equipment)… I even, for my own entertainment, wore it straight away, all the way back to the hotel (giggling like a school kid the whole time… much to my companera’s chagrin). My decision to get a spare backpack, for once, proved to a remarkable action of foresight, as, not just a few days later, the stitching on my current bag finally gave way, leaving me with one sad strap, right in the middle of a long, hot, dusty section of the camino.

Ever since that moment my orange backpack and I have been like peas and carrots. Now don’t go thinking I’ve been travelling this whole time with just a school kid’s backpack… I just use it for treks and other activities where only a daypack is necessary… I have a duffel bag for my actual travelling needs. But, when it’s time to do something outdoorsy, I break the orange backpack out of the bottom of my duffel bag, stuff it to the limit, and go with it (leaving my duffel bag and other stuff behind to be picked up later). Despite being made in China, this backpack made it with me through the Camino de Santiago, to the top of Mt. Sinai, it survived trekking in Ethiopia’s Simien Mountains, ascended Kilimanjaro, saw a Hindu shrine in Pachmari, saw Mt. Everest from the India, completed the Annapurna Circuit and (nearly) made it through the Everest Base Camp trek. Generally, on these treks, it was the only thing I’d carry (as I managed to fit all of my stuff in it… the only exception being Kilimanjaro, where I had porters carry up the tent, sleeping bag and a couple of other items), and I’d always get surprised looks from people exclaiming, “is that all your stuff”, or “how did you manage to bring so few things?” (to which I always wonder… what the hell did you bring to actually fill a bag that size?). So, it is with great regret that I leave the remains of my former backpack in Lukla, Nepal… it was a good run. Farewell faithful friend…

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Breaking it in on the camino…

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At sunset on Mt. Sinai

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In Ethiopia’s Simien Mountains…

me

On top of Kilimanjaro…

Me on top of the hill...

At a Hindu shrine in Pachmari, Idia…

Me stopping to take a picture of a camino-like rock pile covered in snow (my picture didn't come out very well)...

Crossing Thorung La Pass on the Annapurna Circuit in Nepal…

The Annapurna Circuit Trek (Part 4: Annapurna Base Camp)

By now, Ben and I had, more or less, completed the Annapurna Circuit Trek. We were in Ghorepani, which is a one day (all downhill) hike down to a town with buses running back to Pokhara (from which we’d started out on a bus to begin the trek 18 days ago). However, there was another side trek that I wanted to add on that was going to take a couple of more days… the Annapurna Base Camp trek. If you look at a bird’s eye view of the Annapurna Circuit trek, it’s just a loop around the Annapurna Range. The Annapurna Base Camp trek goes from the bottom of that circle right into the center, which is the middle of the Annapurna Range. The trek, as you may have guessed from the name, takes one to the site of Annapurna Base Camp, which is the staging point for climbing Annapurna I (8,091 meters / 26,538 feet, the 10th highest mountain in the world). In addition, Annapurna Base Camp is also, more or less, surrounded by high mountains on all sides (imagine being at the bottom of a crater, but the walls of the crater are the mountains of the Annapurna Range), so the views are supposed to be spectacular… and since I’m all the way out here, and have the time, I figured I should go and see it. Unfortunately, Ben wasn’t going to be coming with me… he’d hurt his foot here (crossing the bridge shown here actually). His hurt foot had led to him walking with a bit of a limp, which led to some massive blister-action, which led to more limping, which hurt his already hurt foot even more and caused more blisters. He’d been walking nearly the whole way in pain (Ben’s pretty tough… dude’s got gumption), but felt he needed to head back to Pokhara to heal as we we’re going to head to the other side of Nepal for the Everest Base Camp trek after this (another three weeks of trekking). So Ben and I were going to part ways after lunch (sad face).

Ben all busted up...

Ben all busted up…

Interestingly enough, the trek leaving Ghorepani to Tadopani (where we were going to have lunch) was the nicest scenery of the whole trek. The first couple of hours wound though a rhododendron forest, which was still in bloom (when I hear the word rhododendron, I picture older English ladies working in the garden… but these suckers were full-sized trees, lots of them… and there weren’t any English ladies around), then the path dropped into a canyon with a small stream that looked like it could have been transplanted from upstate New York or Virginia… it was almost hard to walk, as I’d keep looking up and around and would invariably trip on a rock… just beautiful. Ben and I parted ways after lunch… I had a long afternoon of descending way down to a river at the bottom of a canyon and climbing all the way back up the other side again. I spent the night in a village named Chomrong, where a Tibetan woman put the full court-press of hotel pimping on me to get to stay at her place (the thing that sealed the deal was her chocolate cake being praised in a Life Magazine article in 2010… done and done). It turned out to be one of the best nights of sleep I had on the entire trek (and the chocolate cake was good, but not as good as the cake at the Braga Bakery way back around Day 6). The following day I was out the door later than everybody else as usual (I’d ended up sleeping in until about 7:30, which was about an hour and half later than usual, and way late in trekking terms) for what I knew would be a long day (starting right off the bat with another huge descent down to a river followed by an ascent all the way back up the other side).

Rhododendron forests... who knew?

Rhododendron forests… who knew?

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Much like the circuit trek, the route for this trek followed along the sides of a river canyon all the way to Annapurna Base Camp… and this day, I’d walk nearly the whole thing (I stopped at a village named Duerali, which is the second to the last place to stay prior to Annapurna Base Camp). Although the scenery was nice, there wasn’t that much to see along the way, as the route went through forest most of the time… a couple of minor stream crossings, the river in the canyon down below, the same forest and mountains on the other side of the canyon… all nice, but nothing jaw-dropping. Early in the afternoon I sat down to take a break, and while I was sitting down a pretty large dude and what looked like his little brother came upon me (it turned out to be his little cousin). This guy had on a certain hat (hard to describe, but it looked a bit like a military-style beret) with a red star on it, so that hat, plus the way he looked, just screamed Russian (although not 100%, when you travel a bit, you can often tell where a person is from just by looking at them). I said privet (hello), which is one of the limited amount of Russian words I know (I picked up a couple words just being around so many Russians in Goa). He asked me if I spoke Russian (in Russian of course), to which I got to respond with one of the other Russian words I knew… nyet (no). He then asked me where I was from (in English… not that many Russians speak English), I said the US, and then we got to talking. He said that over the last two days, the only other trekkers he’d met were Chinese, so he couldn’t talk with anybody and was glad to have someone he could have a conversation with… so we ended up chatting for a bit as we walked onto the next village. He was a big dude (taller than me by an inch or two), so I asked him if he played any sports, and he responded that he played ice hockey (ha ha… of course the big Russian dude plays ice hockey). We both stopped at the next village… I was taking my usual mid-afternoon coffee break and he was waiting for the rest of his group to catch up (about 8 guys, including his dad and his younger brother, an uncle and some cousins, one of which was carrying a giant Russian flag attached to his backpack). They broke out some “Russian Berry Tea…from Siberia” that they’d brought with them in empty plastic water bottles and offered me some… I, of course, accepted. The tea was damn good (I’ve got to look for this stuff sometime… it was that good) and they even gave me a small bottle of it… very nice. They were staying there for the night, but I had one more village to go, so I was off after thanking them for the tea and wishing them well.

View of Machhapuchhre from the lodge in Chomrong.

View of Machhapuchhre from the lodge in Chomrong.

For a lot of the trek little kids had been asking us for balloons (amongst other things). I always wondered who gave them balloons in the first place... well... this guy (German btw).

For a lot of the trek little kids had been asking us for balloons (amongst other things). I always wondered who gave them balloons in the first place… well… apparently… this guy (German btw).

Don't eat meat or rocks will fall on your head...

Don’t eat meat or rocks will fall on your head…

Can't seem to get away from the monkeys...

Can’t seem to get away from the monkeys…

After ascending a bit more, the trail broke through the tree line and the views up and down the river canyon opened up. I made it to Duerali relatively late in the afternoon (around 4:15ish, which is late for trekking). I generally like to get to places a bit earlier as I like to clean up and wash my clothes every day… and if you get to a place late in the day your clothes don’t get much sun for drying. The lodge was a bit basic, so I had to clean up with an ice cold bucket shower, which is not fun when the air is already pretty cold (some people just elect not to clean up or shower when it’s cold like this, but I’d rather be cold than dirty). The lodge was relatively full, and I got to chatting with two couples, one French and one from the UK (Wales and England)… they were very nice, which was a good thing as I was going to be running into them every day and night for the next three days/nights. The next day I was out of the lodge around 8:30 AM, the last one out again, but I wasn’t worried as it was going to be a short morning as it was only 8 or so kilometers to Annapurna Base Camp. The walk up through the canyon was pretty spectacular scenery-wise. At the end of the canyon, the trail takes a left and heads up a much wider canyon towards Annapurna Base Camp… and as it was a clear morning, the views of the snow-covered mountains were also spectacular. I met a Canadian guy on the trail (he had a three-inch or so long beard, so I asked him where in North America he was from as only North Americans have extra-long beards like that). We ended up splitting a room at base camp as the lodge owners will not let singles have their own room (they make most of their money selling food, so they’d rather no let a person have a room to himself as that’s one or two less people not eating meals). The hike up wasn’t all that hard, it definitely wasn’t as steep as many parts of the Annapurna Circuit trek… the two couples, the Canadian and myself all ended up at the same lodge, and we were pretty much all safely ensconced in there by 11 AM.

View up the canyon with Duerali on the left.

View up the canyon with Duerali on the left.

View up the canyon from the riverbed past Duerali... a left at the end takes one to Annapurna Base Camp.

View up the canyon from the riverbed past Duerali… a left at the end takes one to Annapurna Base Camp.

A view back down the canyon...

A view back down the canyon…

The view down the canyon... Annapurna Base camp is up to my right.

The view down the canyon… Annapurna Base camp is up to my right.

View of Machhapuchhre over Annapurna Base Camp before the snowstorm (Annapurna was covered in fog)

View of Machhapuchhre over Annapurna Base Camp before the snowstorm (Annapurna was covered in fog)

 

As I mentioned above, the whole area around base camp is more or less like a crater. Base camp itself is up on a little ridge that looks down into the center of that crater… the center of which looks like a completely different world… all rocks and rock piles, interspersed with some small lakes / ponds. I decided to take a walk along the ridge at around noon (by this time, as it did every afternoon, it had clouded up so the views of the mountains were all obscured). Despite the lack of views, the place was really, really cool… standing up on the ridge all you could here was the wind and the sound of rocks falling and ground shifting down in the crater… I was up there all by myself and I swear it felt like the mountain was talking (you could easily see why people thought gods lived up on the mountains in a place like that). I enjoyed the moment a bit more and then made my way back to the lodge for lunch. I have to thank my impeccable timing at this point, as right when I sat down for lunch it started snowing… a lot (in May mind you). Everyone I had met was in the lunch area so we just sat there and watched it snow… and snow… and snow. All of us, literally, sat in the lodge area through dinner and into the evening… and it snowed the whole time. I think we all said a small prayer for a clear morning a we went to bed. After my experience here, I did not have high hopes (I noticed it was still snowing at midnight as I had to go outside to use the bathroom).

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The sun rising over the mountains…

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View of Annapurna I from Annapurna Base Camp….

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View of Annapurna South overlooking Annapurna Base Camp…

I woke up at 5:15 the next morning… I was not, unfortunately, waking up early to see the views… I was woken up by a bit of… how shall we say… GI distress. I made a mad dash to the toilet, which, luckily (there were only two for the whole lodge) wasn’t in use. However, on my way, I noticed that it had stopped snowing. After I was finished I made my way outside and noticed that the clouds in the sky were starting to clear and you could see bits and pieces of the surrounding mountains. I changed clothes and made my way out to the ridge where I had been yesterday (and where everybody had gathered) only to have to immediately rush/run back to the lodge to use the toilet again (there’s only one trail from all the lodges over to the ridge, with no cover anywhere nearby I might add, and I was praying that I wouldn’t have to drop trow right in the middle of it… I, barely, made it back). Now I have no idea what happened to me, but this was not good… I couldn’t make it more than ten minutes without having to hit the head (all the while having to use a squat toilet with no running water… in the cold… as it was basically an attached outhouse). However, in between my trips to the bathroom, the clouds burned off and we all got a beautifully clear view of the surrounding mountains… a view which I didn’t have to walk far to see either. While the view was lovely and all, I know found myself with a little dilemma… I couldn’t seem to make it more than 10-15 minutes without running to the toilet, but as the sun had crested the mountains, every moment longer I spent at base camp would make the descent that much more dangerous (as I only had tennis shoes to walk in, and tennis shoes, plus slurpee-like melted snow equals lots of falling down on a descent… a lesson learned here). I took some immodium and some cipro, drank some hot water and ordered breakfast (plain porridge and toast) while I pondered my dilemma. Thoughts running through my head, I didn’t want to be stuck sick up here… the conditions were pretty basic and plus I was at altitude (4,130 meters / 13,550 feet), I knew I wanted to get down past the snow before it melted much more (especially the part down in the canyon as that trail would be pretty treacherous with no grip), but I hadn’t been able to last more than about 15 minutes before needing to go to the bathroom (plus the accompanying pain and cramps that didn’t feel so good). I was kind of a mess, but decided that I should at least go down to the next camp rather than stay up here… hoping I could make it at least there without having to make an emergency field dump. Thankfully, after breakfast and packing, I did start feeling a bit better.

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View looking back up towards Annapurna Base Camp from a couple of kilometers down the snow-covered trail.

So, with my bag packed, some trash bags on my feet (over my socks and in my shoes, to prevent my feet from freezing when they would inevitably get wet in the snow) I started off. I think the medicine the easily digestible breakfast and some hot water were working as I almost felt fine innards-wise. Given that, I decided I’d try and head down as far as possible (provided everything kept feeling alright). The descent from Annapurna Base Camp, at least until the trail turned into the canyon, is relatively flat… however, the sun had been up and on this part of the trail for a bit by the time I left, so it was kind of slushy. I ended up kind of doing a kind of shuffle that I saw the Nepali porters doing (most of them only have tennis shoes as well)… lots of little steps, not too much pressure on any one step, but moving a bit fast for my own comfort… I definitely fell about 4 times, mostly on the steeper parts… all on my butt though, so no damage. I made it down to where I had to turn into the canyon, and, luckily, the sun had not come up far enough to get on the snow in the canyon (so it was still pretty solid). Still feeling fine by this point, so I just concentrated on getting down a quickly as possible (again, falling about 4 to 5 times). About three-quarters of the way down the canyon, I passed the snow line and began to relax a bit… I hit the lodge I stayed at two nights before and stopped for a tea break (now the sun was up, and it was pretty hot, so I took a couple of layers off as well as the garbage bags around my feet). I ran into the Canadian guy and we descended most of the way back down the trail. He decided to leave the river descent/ascent until the next morning, but I made my way back up to Chomrong. In a nice coincidence, the UK couple stayed at the same lodge I did (I had recommended the lady and the chocolate cake). The next morning, both the Canadian guy and the French couple passed by our lodge just as all of us were about to leave, so we had a nice little walk together before going our separate ways. I ended up staying one more night on the trail before making my way back down and catching the bus back down to Pokhara. So… finally, 24 days later… I was done walking, and very much looking forward to just relaxing in Pokhara a couple of days to rest before heading over for some more trekking in the Everest region.

The view down the canyon (compare to the picture above)...

The view down the canyon (compare to the picture above)…

Another view down the canyon for comparative purposes...

Another view down the canyon for comparative purposes…

A nice big waterfall coming down the canyon walls (one of many)...

A nice big waterfall coming down the canyon walls (one of many)…

The crew...

The crew…

The final tally:
Day 1-18: 243 kms, +8,990 mts ascent.
Day 19: Ghorepani to Chomrong – 15 kms. +520 mts ascent, -1,120 mts descent.
Day 20: Chomrong to Duerali – 14 kms. -300 mts descent, +1,400 mts ascent.
Day 21: Duerali to Annapurna Base Camp – 7 kms. +930 mts ascent.
Day 22: ABC to Chomrong – 21 kms. -2,330 mts descent, +300 mts ascent.
Day 23: Chomrong to Ghandruk – 9 kms. -680 mts descent, +480 mts ascent.
Day 24: Ghandruk to Birethani (bus to Pokhara) – 10 kms. -910 mts descent.
Total: 24 days, 309 kilometers (192 miles) and about 12,620 meters of ascending (that’s about 41,400 feet, or 7.8 miles of climbing).

Huge scenery change by the time one is fully down (about a mile or so from where I caught the bus back to Pokhara)...

Huge scenery change by the time one is fully down (about a mile or so from where I caught the bus back to Pokhara)…

A different kind of forest on the way down...

A different kind of forest on the way down…

Trail hazards...

Trail hazards…

Things you find in your shoes when you leave them outside for the night (after I put thme on of course)...

Things you find in your shoes when you leave them outside for the night (after I put thme on of course)…

Miss Han... I think you'd like this village...

Miss Han… I think you’d like this village…

More trekking to come.

The Annapurna Circuit Trek (Part 3)

To recap, Ben and I had crossed Thorung La pass (at 5,416 meters / 17,760 feet, the highest point on the Annapurna Circuit) and made our way down (way, way down) to Muktinath. We’d been going pretty hard up until this point of the trek… we hadn’t taken a rest day (and we really only had one easy day) prior to this… so, needless to say, we we’re pretty burnt. We decided to take a whole day off just to relax. Now, I really didn’t expect it, but there was a huge change in the whole atmosphere of the trek once we got over the pass. First off… something you notice right away… is that the scenery changed dramatically. This side of the pass was in the rain shadow of the mountains, so the whole landscape was very dry compared to the other side… it’s looked like a desert surrounded by snow-capped mountains. Another big change that had been noted in our guidebooks was that, in 2008, a road had been built all the way through to Muktinath from parts south (the road had been built over much of the original trekking route, which was simply the walking route between villages, and supposedly “ruined” the back half / descent portion of the circuit). However, the road had some obvious benefits… the lodges in Muktinath were the nicest we had seen along the whole circuit so far (by a long-shot, which is what happens when you can bring in building materials by the truck load instead of the mule load). Now, Muktinath is also a Hindu and Buddhist pilgrimage destination (you can read up on the why here), so the completion of the road has made it much more accessible to Indian tourists. How does this benefit Ben and I you may ask… well, all the Indians means that there’s now Indian food on all of the menus (pretty good Indian food as well), which was a very nice expansion culinary repertoire after days of Nepali Dal Bhat and relatively crappy western food. Another change that didn’t seem obvious at first, but manifested itself later, was that we had crossed from the district of Manang into Lower Mustang (Mustang was an independent Himalayan kingdom until it was absorbed by Nepal in the 18th century). There were subtle differences in the people that I couldn’t really pick up on, but Lower Mustang turned out to just be a much better managed district than pretty much all of the other places we’d been in Nepal… 24 hour electricity, water heaters nearly everywhere, much nicer buildings, better paths, etc… I don’t know if it was just a wealthier place, or a different culture, or what… but hats off to Mustang.

Looking toward Muktinath from the temple grounds...

Looking toward Muktinath from the temple grounds…

A view towards Upper Mustang past the town of Kagobeni below...

A view towards Upper Mustang past the town of Kagobeni below…

The giant river bed we always seemed to be walking in...

The giant river bed we always seemed to be walking in…

Ben smiling, but secretly despising walking on all the loose rocks (not unlike walking on the beach, so it was tiring... plus the wind... oo la la).

Ben smiling, but secretly despising walking on all the loose rocks (not unlike walking on the beach, so it was tiring… plus the wind… oo la la).

Ben and I spent our day off from trekking exploring Muktinath (we went up to the temple/stupa and a monsastery), running errands (laundry, cleaning, supply re-stocking, etc.) and relaxing (gotta love afternoon naps). The next couple days looked relatively easy on the map as it was pretty much all downhill. The general route was to have us descend from Muktinath into the Gandaki river valley, and then we’d follow the river valley south to a town called Tatopani (descending the whole way), from which we’d then climb back up to a town called Ghorepani and the nearby Poon Hill for some very nice views of the Annapurna Range from the south. The first day out of Muktinath we got a little bit ambitious and aimed for a town called Marpa, which was 26 kilometers away… a pretty long walk for one day, but we figured it was all gradual downhill so it wouldn’t be too bad. Now, based on our guidebook, and our limited road experience on the ascent, we were a bit worried about walking along the road (the road is not a road based on what you’re thinking it is… it’s a one-lane dirt road / rock / gravel road… no pavement)… it’s just no fun having jeeps, buses and trucks honk at you all day while kicking up tons of dust as they rambled by. In general though, we found that it wasn’t as bad as everyone had made it out to be. First off, all the traffic seemed to leave on a schedule (buses and jeeps would leave on the hour), so you’d occasionally get group of jeeps and buses passing, but other than that, there wasn’t more than the occasional motorcycle. Second, the road wasn’t as mountainy or curvy as the road on the other side (it was mostly built into the cliff above the river bed), so there wasn’t the constant honking by every vehicle around all of the blind turns (necessary, but maddening) as there were just less blind turns. So, feeling good about everything, we chugged down the road and into the river bed. That’s when it got a bit… how shall we say… interesting. The river itself was pretty small, but the river bed was a pretty large, flat expanse of gravel and small rocks (about 400 meters wide) , and the trail was such that you walk, more or less, in the river bed… the only problem, was that there was a horrifically strong wind blowing right into our faces as we walked… like a mini-sand blasting for all of your exposed skin (exfoliation… people pay for this?). This continued for the next four or so hours as we made our way to Marpha (once we arrived, we read in our guidebook that this part of the river always gets strong afternoon winds… d’oh). Marpha was a really nice town, built into a hillside with irrigated fields stretching out in front of it. The town council must have passed a resolution because all of the buildings in town were the same color (white paint with red trim), which really made the place look good (another hat tip to the Mustang District). The only not fun moment was after we came back to our room after dinner, we found four giant centipedes just hanging out on the walls of our room (we dispatched them, pulled our beds away from the way, checked our sleeping bags and managed to fall asleep once we were sure none were trying to crawl up on our faces at night). I should have taken a picture, but didn’t think about it (all kill, kill, kill first).

Marpha... land of the giant centipedes... but otherwise a lovely town.

Marpha… land of the giant centipedes… but otherwise a lovely town.

The trail on the other side of the river from the road...

The trail on the other side of the river from the road…

Here's where we decided to cross the river and get back to the road side...

Here’s where we decided to cross the river and get back to the road side…

Ben fording the river (ok, stream)... we had to go back over this again once we saw the bridges...

Ben fording the river (ok, stream)… we had to go back over this again once we saw the bridges…

The bridges we saw after we crossed the river...

The bridges we saw after we crossed the river…

Now, to make up a bit for the road, the trail authority had built some trails on the other side of the river from the road. So, when we left Marpha, we decided to try and take the trails as opposed to the road… and the trails were beautiful. However, we found that the trails went up and down and wound their way around much more haphazardly than the relatively straight road. Plus, in addition to being slower, there were no services on that side of the valley (tiny villages, but no restaurants or stores… there was a reason they built the road on one side of the river versus the other). Ben and I decided, at what seemed like an appropriate spot, that we should re-cross the river to the other side (there was a town where we could get lunch). So we made our way into the river bed and managed to ford one of the bigger river branches just fine (shoes and socks off, barefoot crossing across a rocky river bed… but at least they’re round rocks). However, there was a much wider, swifter section of river between us and the town. For some reason, out of the corner of my eye, I noticed some movement, I turned to see, about 400 yards away, a Nepali waving his arms and pointing at something. I turned a bit and looked back up the river bed to see… wait for it (I’m sure you’ll be able to guess)… a small series of log bridges crossing the river. Shyte. Even better, Ben and I were now on an island, so we had to re-ford the river back the way we came to even begin to cross the bridges. Double Shyte. So, with the longer trails and fording and re-fording the river, we managed to turn what should have been an hour and fifteen minute walk into a 3-hour ordeal. Luckily, we stumbled into the best lunch spot/bakery of the entire trek, so that brightened our spirits a bit. Then it was a very, very long afternoon walk into the wind. It was something about this side of the trek (maybe it’s just because we were tired), but all of the towns seemed much farther away than indicated in on our map or in our guidebook… everything just seemed to take longer than it should. For example, the following day we were aiming to have a relatively long day of trekking, which we would end at a town called Rupisahar. The problem came when, after a bit longer and more grueling of a day than we thought it would be, the town that was marked on the map (and on the trail guide the trail authority hands out) didn’t exit (or it existed at some point off the trail and road)… Shyte (again). It was a very long hour until the next town (luckily, by that time, the river canyon had changed directions, so at least there was no more abysmal afternoon headwind to deal with). After three pretty grueling days, we did a short hike into Tatopani to spend the day relaxing at the natural hot springs (which we did… and they were as fantastic as we’d hoped they’d be).

A hot of the other side of the river one afternoon...

A hot of the other side of the river one afternoon…

We met this one at a rest break...

We met this one at a rest break…

The worst cheese sandwich ever... who grates cheese for a cold cheese sandwich?

The worst cheese sandwich ever… who grates cheese for a cold cheese sandwich?

Nice cliff-side trail...

Nice cliff-side trail…

After leaving Mustang one enters the Miyagdi District... proudly "Open Defecation Free."

After leaving Mustang one enters the Miyagdi District… proudly “Open Defecation Free.”

A clear mountain stream meeting a muddy one...

A clear mountain stream meeting a muddy one…

On an interesting aside, we had a very good conversation with the Nepali wife who, along with her Dutch husband, ran the really good lunch spot/bakery that Ben and I stumbled into after our river crossing fiasco (The Dutch Bakery in Tukuche… if you’re ever in the neighborhood). They opened their bakery/restaurant/lodge in 1996. At that time there were no roads at all. The wife said that, during high season, about 400 trekkers a day would pass through Tukuche (there’s a permit office in the next village over where all trekkers have to show their trekking permits and they record some information, something Ben and I had to do every couple of days along the circuit… but she could get the relevant numbers). In the early 2000s, the government started work on the road, which was completed in sections, until the whole thing was finished in 2008. She noted that the number of trekkers coming through Tukuche began to decline once the road work began, dropping to 200 a day in the early 2000s, then 100 a day in the mid-2000s… I asked her how many trekkers were coming by a day now? Her answer… 10. So the road has definitely had a huge impact on the number of trekkers on the descent portion of the circuit. Clearly, Ben and I had noticed it. We rarely ran across other people walking, and we saw very few folks in the lodges where we stayed. Most people we had met on the ascent had taken a jeep or a bus from Muktinath down to Tatopani (and the hot springs), or had just simply gone all the way back to Pokhara. On the way up, we noticed that the permit offices put up a couple of charts showing how many trekkers had come through by month and where they were from. On the way up, by far and away the number one source of trekkers was Israel, with the remaining countries rounding out the top 10 being western Europe, the US / Canada and Australia. On the descent though, the number one group was from India, but the trekking guy noted that they were all taking the bus to Muktinath (he said he rarely saw Indians walking). Israelis were no longer the largest non-Indian group (indicating that they generally elected to bus back) and the rest were the same western European, North American and Australian folks, just in much smaller overall numbers. Aside over.

A nice view...

A nice view…

A janky looking bridge...

A janky looking bridge…

The endless steps up to Ghorepani (seven hours of this)...

The endless steps up to Ghorepani (seven hours of this)…

It turned out that we’d needed that day at the hot springs to relax, because the following day was more or less stone steps straight up hill for about seven hours of walking… no, I’m not joking. And somehow, the morning was burning hot, but by noon it had clouded over, and then we ended up climbing the last hour in a hailstorm… so we were very relieved to finally make it to Ghorepani (and to find a place with a nice fire and a hot shower). The village of Ghorepani itself has a decent view of the mountains, but the big attraction in Ghorepani is Poon Hill, a small mountain located just outside of Ghorepani that gives one a clear, nearly 180 degree, view of the Annapurna Range from the south. Now, Ghorepani is at the end of the Annapurna circuit, but there’s also a number of popular, short treks that go through Ghorepani, so the town was quite crowded compared to what Ben and I had experienced in the other towns over the last couple of days (we asked around and that’s when we found out that people were just doing 3-4 day treks to Poon Hill and back). The thing to do at Poon Hill is to watch sunrise over the mountains. Ben and I figured we’d rather sleep in and wait until everyone had come back down… so we went up at 8:30 and had the place pretty much to ourselves (I think still think it was a good decision). We spent the reminder of the day relaxing and planning our next steps.

View from Poon Hill, Annapurna South looks thetallest, but the one to the left is Annapurna I, the 10th highest mountain in the world (8,091 m. / 26,545 ft.)

View from Poon Hill, Annapurna South looks the tallest, but the one to the left is Annapurna I, the 10th highest mountain in the world (8,091 m. / 26,545 ft.)

View from Poon Hill further to the left... Dhauligiri I, the 7th highest mountain in the world (8,167m. / 26,795 ft.)...

View from Poon Hill further to the left… Dhauligiri I, the 7th highest mountain in the world (8,167m. / 26,795 ft.)…

Technically, were a day away from being done with the actual Annapurna Circuit, but I wanted to add on a side-trek to Annapurna Base Camp, so I wasn’t done yet. In general, I think Ben and I ended up liking the descent part of the trek better than the ascent. There was less people, fewer Israelis (nice not to have to begin every conversation with “this place is expensive no?”… you’ll know what I’m talking about if you ever travel around/with Isaraelis), I thought the scenery of Lower Mustang was just as good, if not better, than the ascent, as I love that kind of dry-desert with mountains scenery (I’m a Southern Californian… it’s dry with lots of mountains… so maybe it resonates with me somewhat). The lodges, for the most part, were better than the ascent portion (at least in the Mustang District). And walking along the road for large portions were not nearly as bad as the guidebooks made it out to be… plus, if you saw how horrific the shared jeep and bus rides looked (hot, cramped, bumpy and dusty)… you, like us, would have rather walked. A couple of the days on this side were both physically and mentally taxing, but we made up for those days with a bit more rest (we needed it though after walking for so long… maybe our extra tough pace on the front-end was catching up with us bit). So, some totaling through to Ghorepani and Poon Hill.

Days 1-11: 154 kms, +6,690 mts ascent.
Day 12: Chilaxin’ in Muktinath (3,760 mts elevation).
Day 13: Muktinath to Marpa – 26 kms. -1,090 mts descent.
Day 14: Marpa to Kalopani – 18 kms. -140 mts descent.
Day 15: Kalopani to Dana – 16 kms .-890 mts descent.
Day 16: Dana to Tatopani – 8 kms. -250 mts descent.
Day 17: Tatopani to Ghorepani – 17 kms. +1,670 mts ascent.
Day 18: Poon Hill Trek (stayed in Ghorepani again) – 4 kms. +/-330 mts ascent/descent.
Total: 18 days, 243 kilometers (151 miles) and about 8,990 meters of ascending (that’s about 29,500 feet, or 5.6 miles of climbing, which is almost the height of Mt. Everest from sea level).

To be continued…

The Annapurna Circuit Trek (Part 2)

Let’s see… where did I leave off? Ah yes… over the last 10 day Ben and I have trekked 141 kilometers and climbed about 6,500 meters to arrive at High Camp, which is the last place one can over night prior to going over the Thorung La Pass (which, at 5,416 meters / 17,760 feet up in altitude, is the highest point in the Annapurna Circuit trek). Now, I think I mentioned this in the previous post, but there’s actually one other place one can overnight before attempting the pass, Thorung Phedi, which is about 480 meters / 1,575 feet below High Camp. The problem is that the climb from one to the other is pretty much switchbacks straight up the mountain on a snow-covered trail. Ben and I did not want to tackle that climb first thing in the morning (not to mention the remaining climb over the pass and the very long descent). Some people also choose to stay down at Thorung Phedi due to the potential for getting altitude sickness by climbing too high too fast at such an already high altitude (between Yak Kharka, where we spent the preceding night, and High Camp, we climbed 910 meters / 3,000 feet, which is a lot for one day). But the thought of that climb first thing in the morning outweighed the potential danger of altitude sickness (neither Ben nor I had any problems up until this point) so we decided to roll the dice and stay at High Camp.

Crossing a large escarpment just outside of High Camp...

Crossing a large escarpment just outside of High Camp…

Ben coming up the trail...

Ben coming up the trail…

A view back down the climb from about halfway up... yes, that's a tea shop.

A view back down the climb from about halfway up… yes, that’s a tea shop.

One thing that I found interesting was that High Camp was packed… you see, a snow storm had been dumping snow for the previous three days before the day we reached High Camp, so there as a backlog of folks wanting to go over the pass but waiting for better weather (I think, with the right equipment, it would be possible to cross the pass in a snow storm, but not advisable… I’m sure some people did it anyways). Ben and I arrived at high camp around noon and managed to get the last available double room (thank you impeccable timing). The weather was actually bright and sunny until the afternoon clouds rolled in, so, despite the crowding (and the logistical problems the large crowd caused… only two bathrooms for about 250 people and a small kitchen for that many hungry trekkers), the whole place had an atmosphere of good cheer. Ben and I spent the afternoon catching up with some folks wed met earlier on the trek, napping a bit and playing cards. Per our usual routine, we were some of the last people to eat dinner and part of the last group of folks to leave the dining hall to retire to our rooms (at around 8:30 PM… trekkers do not seem to be night owls). We read a bit then turned in at around 10 PM for a very, very cold night (I have no idea what the temperature, but it was definitely below freezing… and it gets pretty cold in rooms with no power or heating).

Looking back down on the trail as we climb...

Looking back down on the trail as we climb…

Some written encouragement for Ben when he wasn't feeling so good...

Some written encouragement for Ben when he wasn’t feeling so good (I needed it on the way down)…

Now before we had gone to bed, we asked around to see when everyone was planning on leaving… the universal answer being a wake-up call at 4 or 4:30 AM and hitting the trail within 30 or 45 minutes thereafter. Hellz no… I really don’t get these people… it is very, very cold before the sun gets high enough to heat things up a bit (which is generally around 8 AM or so)… why start walking so early (it’s not like these folks are super-slow walkers either)? As with any amount of groupthink, we almost succumbed to the pressure, but once we discussed it back in the room we decided that there was no way we were going to get up early. We did, however, set the alarm for 6 AM, and we had ordered and packed food the previous night so we could be out the door by 6:30 AM (which would prove to be, by far and away, the earliest we’d ever been out the door to trek… we generally weren’t even awake by that time… alright I wasn’t, Ben seemed to wake up earlier than me on most days). All went as planned and were up at 6 and out the door by 6:30… as we thought, High Camp was a ghost town… everyone was gone before we even woke up I think (I couldn’t see anyone, or any tell tale signs of people remaining, when I went to brush my teeth at 6:15ish)… there were even people completing the climb from Thorung Phedi below passing High Camp at that time. So we continued our tradition of being either the last, or at least the second to last, people out of the lodge each morning.

Me stopping to take a picture of a camino-like rock pile covered in snow (my picture didn't come out very well)...

Me stopping to take a picture of a camino-like rock pile covered in snow (my picture didn’t come out very well)…

Luckily for us and everyone else crossing the pass that day, the weather was beautiful… crystal clear and sunny (and again, not too cold once the sun got up). From the snow storm over the previous couple of days, the whole pass was covered with a blanket of nice white snow. And (another benefit of not being the first people out the door) the trail was clearly marked from so many people having already walked it (a problem we’d found on other days being out by ourselves while it was snowing). Now the climb from High Camp up to Thorung La Pass still takes awhile as you have to ascend 490 meters (1,600 feet), but it’s nowhere near as steep as the section before High Camp. However…. It’s still pretty hard just from the altitude alone. It took us about 2 and a half hours to make the pass… Ben was feeling a bit nauseous on the way up (from the altitude) and had to sit for a spell on occasion (he was fine by the time he reached the pass). We spent a good twenty minutes at the top, taking pictures, eating celebratory candy bars, admiring the view and chatting with everyone we knew. The feeling and the views were great, but we both knew it was a long, long way down.

Ben and I at the top of Thorung La pass...

Ben and I at the top of Thorung La pass…

Looking down from the pass toward the descent to Muktinath...

Looking down from the pass toward the descent to Muktinath…

 

I know from previous experience at altitude that I’m always fine on the way up… it’s the descent that gets me (altitude sickness is based on your own personal body chemistry, so you don’t really know how you’ll react until you’re there). So while we had stopped on the top I started to get a bit of a headache, and when we started down that sucker had turned into a splitting headache (I at least knew that this is normal for me, the same thing happened on Kilimanjaro and in Ethiopia… I just have to get down and rest). Now a splitting headache I not fun when you’re clomping down a path as fast as possible (in an attempt to get rid of said headache), but it was just something to deal with. Ben, who did not feel well going up, was fine now that he was going down. Unfortunately for me, the descent was much longer than the ascent… 1,660 meters / 5,450 feet (that’s just over a mile btw) down to Muktinath. Interesting enough, the far side of Thorung La was in the rain shadow of the mountains in front, so there wasn’t very much snow on the far side of the pass, which sounds like it would be a good thing. Well, it was a mixed blessing… you see, when there’s not that much snow, and the sun gets high up enough for some heat, and lots of people are walking on it, that snow turns to a consistency that I’d call slurpee, and, when you only have sneakers as footwear (I know, I went hiking in the Himalayas with sneakers… I lived, don’t you worry), sneakers + slurpee = no traction, which = lots of falling on your butt. I must have fallen about ten times… and at several points I actually slid down the path (either on my feet or on my butt… sometimes both). So I was very thankful when we made it past the snow line despite the trail being muddy… mud and rocks I could handle (at the time I hadn’t learned the porter trick for extra traction with running shoes… you see most of the Nepali porters don’t have hiking boots and wear running shoes like myself… so when it snows, they put a pair of socks on over the outside of their shoes and that seems to work well enough for grip… something I only found out the following day of course). Down and down we went… stopping at the first restaurant/tea shop we found at around noon. As we’d both been out of water for the last hour and a half or so, we were both pretty spent and dehydrated (not helping my headache either). We ate lunch and just rested, gearing up for the last hour or so of descending to reach Muktinath. The view while descending was pretty spectacular as well, but you’ll have to forgive me for not taking pictures as I was a bit distracted by the whole pain my skull thing. We reached Muktinath around two, found a room on the quick, where I took a shower and promptly fell asleep /collapsed for a nap. When I woke up, Ben and I both decided that tomorrow would be a good time for a proper rest day (as we hadn’t even had one rest day, we really only even had one easy day) in the previous 11. I still had a headache, but a coffee and some chocolate oreos took care of that. So here’s how the hiking went through going over the pass:

Day 1: Besishahar (760 mts elevation) to Bahundada – 18 kms. +550 mts ascent.
Day 2: Bahundada to Tal – 17 kms. -210 mts descent, +600 mts ascent.
Day 3: Tal to Chame – 22 kms. +970 mts ascent,
Day 4: Chame to Upper Pisang – 13 kms. +630 mts ascent.
Day 5: Upper Pisang to Bharka – 17 kms. +370 mts ascent, -310 mts descent.
Day 6: Bharka to Bharka (via ice lakes) – 12 kms. +/- 1,200 mts ascent/descent.
Day 7: Bharka to Tilicho Base Camp – 11 kms. +790 mts ascent.
Day 8: Tilicho Base Camp to Khangsar – 8 kms. -420 mts descent.
Day 9: Khangsar to Yak Kharka – 15 kms. -190 mts descent, +480 mts ascent.
Day 10: Yak Kharka to High Camp – 8 kms. +910 mts ascent.
Day 11: HC to Muktinath via Thorung La – 13 kms. +490 mts ascent, -1,660 mts. descent.
Totals: 11 days, 154 kilometers (95 miles) and about 6,990 meters of ascending (that’s about 22,930 feet, or 4.3 miles of climbing).

Coming into Muktinath... quite the contrast from the snow-covered pass...

Coming into Muktinath… quite the contrast from the snow-covered pass…

Muktinath was a lively as I’ve seen a place full of trekkers. Hotel Bob Marley (yes… really) actually had a nicely laid out restaurant with good pizza and really good music. Ben and I downed a couple of pizzas and several pints of the local apple brandy, chatted with some more folks we knew and made a real late night of it, turning in at 11 and looking forward to not walking the next day.